amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

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  • teacher: its time to watch a movie
  • students: yay
  • teacher: bill nye the science guy
  • students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
  • a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song

AHHHHHH Off to Disneyland! well i mean in a few hours 

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broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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laugh-addict:

family events

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lacigreen:

IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

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